Picture the scene (why do people say that, as no one actually draws a picture?) you are laying down on the sofa at home with a blanket over you, it’s frosty and cold outside but in your little sofa/blanket wonderland you are nice and warm, all that body heat you lose is being trapped in and kept next to you instead of going off and warming the room (it’s your body heat so be selfish and don’t share it, I don’t see British Gas giving you anything for free to warm your home), you have a drink on the table but like a wally you didn’t bring the table closer to you when put your brew on the table. Now here is the dilemma, you either go for the drink and have to take the blanket off you and lose all that warmth you have being building up (note: we do not know if flatulence will help to warm the under-blanket area up quicker or not, we would like to hear from anyone who tests this so we can advise other readers) or you just leave the brew to go cold. What to do?!

Well, you not longer have to worry about this dilemma in future because of the new brilliantly simple “Slanket”.
It is a Blanket with Sleeves (do you see how they got the name there, clever scamps).
You put your arms through the large loose blanket sleeves and then when you need to get up the blanket comes with you and keeps your heat in and you staying nice and warm, it is super andyet so simple leaving you to drink your brew, answer the phone, do some sit ups (we don’t recommend handstands as this will send the Slanket south and thus resulting in your heat escaping).

Slanket - The Blanket with Sleeves

Slanket - The Blanket with Sleeves

The Slankets come in a range of different colours:
Chocolate brown – a sort of brownie colour
Limoges – It’s dark blue, whoever called it Limoges was just trying to be a smart arse
Pink – It’s that colour that isn’t red and girls love, all blokes have to hate it as it’s not manly!
Ruby wine – Pretty much the colour your nice white table cloth goes if you spill that bottle of red wine over it after one glass too many, hic…

Blokes, get this for your Wife/Mrs/Mistress/Girlfriend and no longer will they be demanding you warm them up. We think a nice little tip would be to spray a bit of your aftershave on it (the one she loves) and she will feel she is snuggled up to you anyway leaving you free to get up and move around without getting moaned at!

Females, get this for your bloke and make him wear it to warm up and then when he nips to the loo you jump in and you have a nice warm cover leaving him to have to act macho pretending the cold doesn’t bother him!

Looking at them we also think that the Slankets would make brilliant dress up gowns if you like to play Kings & Queens or something, it is also brilliant if you come in late from the pub and think sleeping on the sofa is a better idea!

The Slanket comes in at just under £35 and they can be bought from PrezzyBox from 22nd Sepetmber

Todays Date: 18th September 2008
Days Until Christmas: 98 Days until Christmas 2008!